Sunday, September 28, 2008

History class

We are studying U.S. Presidential History in social studies today. Here's my rough draft....

George Bush and others



Chosen to be president by judges on the Supreme Court, not the American people

One of the judges is the most disgraceful person ever to sit on the U.S. Supreme Court, Clarence Thomas

Was warned by the Clinton administration about Osama Bin-Laden, failed to listen

Bush appointed the least qualified NSA and Secretary of State in the history of our nation-Condesleaza

Yes, she’s brillaint, but was a Cold War Warrior under Reagan. Now that we are in a borderless world, she’s completely out of her league

Ariel Sharon’s (if only he was well) statement about her is she has nice legs. Meaning there’s nothing else to say

Bush failed to take diplomatic actions against Iraq, which was what the vote asked for, prior to the poorly planned war

Bush failed to help New Orleans during Katrina

Bush was the only living president to fail to attend Pres. Ford’s funeral. Ford was a Republican

Yes, Clinton’s term ended with an economic slowdown, Bush failed to do anything to address the economy

He started his presidency in a recession and will end it in leaving us in a worse economic state

A space shuttle exploded during his presidency, no it wasn’t his fault, but it was just bad for the U.S.

The U.S. is # 11 in broadband penetration worldwide. Bush has done nothing to advance the tech centers in the U.S.

The U.S. has spent too much time rebuilding failed nations or nations we defeated, but let our own research and education systems fail. This is why Japan, India, China, Brazil are all doing well. This is something all post WW II presidents failed at

Daddy George did a poor job poorly handled the decline of commuism

Clinton did a poorer job

But no one has done a poorer job than W. This data was published in the NY Times and yes for the right wingers who hate the Times, they bashed Clinton big time on this

McCain looks like a character from a grade B-horror movie, some of them had the head monster dressed up in a suit, but he looked like dead person

Obama has never introduced a piece of legisation in his life

Obama has never given a policy or legislative speech in his life

Obama has one of the worst attendace records for the short time he spent in the U.S. Senate. He’s missed most votes. Did the same in the Ill. State House

Obama is so arrongant and condeseceing when he speaks. He really seems to think the world should bow down to him

Palin is a nut. She has no business being on the McCain’s ticket

Both candidtes for president are weak. Unfortunately, intelligent people are are no longer interested in running. Maybe that's why they are intellingent

Hillary Clinton felt the world owed her the presidency

The GOP was never about the Christian right. Jefferson and Lincoln had other ideals when they founded the party

Our founding fathers were not religious. Yes, they attended church cause it was the thing to do. But their beliefs and work concetrated on science, law and writing

We went to war with Iraq because Bush failed to destory the Taliban and/or catch Bin Laden. Yes, the Taliban is back. But hey, we funded them during the Soviet invastion of Afghanistan

The Steinbrenners let Clueless Joe Giradi finish the season. Do you think they would admit that they messed up, by not bringing Joe Torre back?

Torre’s going to playoffs, Giradi’s going home

If George Steinbrenner was well and running the team, Giradi would have been balled out

For some reason the press gave the former catcher a break too. Giradi did not know how to call game as manager, wasn’t that his job as a catcher?

Sadly, Rent closed after 12 years, a show about life and much more

The holiest place on the planet is going to come down-Yankee Stadium, need I say more?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mitchell - tell us some stuff about your self.

location?
occupation?
Where did you work, where do you work now?
Physical appearance?

Just curious...

Anonymous said...

Where have you been. I check your blog almost every day.. but most days I leave dissappointed.

Looks like Obama is going to win, sadly.