Monday, December 29, 2008

Story

My story is complete. The heroine did really well. She and her husband are super happy. Her friend, is hooking up with the patients in the mental institute.

Ok, next topic it is almost time for pitchers and catcher to report. Then baseball season begins. Then comes CAMP. Yeah, we can go back to Rock Lake, Indian Cliffs, Picture Window and Slob Landers. Oh don't forget the swimming hole and the bog.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Vegetables

Hi all,

Today, I cut veggies @ in G-d's Love We Deliver. It is so cool that they will be put into meals to feed people with terminal illnesses. I used to cut veggies in camp for the BBQs. We sometimes threw them @ each other. I miss the camp grilling sessions.

Oh, my crazy character in my short story likes veggies too. She puts them all over her body. It is her clothing. I'm almost done with the story.


How is everyone?

Hi all

Sorry, I've been gone for a while. Today is the last of my 8 crazy nights. I've lit some giant Menorahs and been to some cool Chanukah parties. I hope everyone had a good holiday, be it Chanukah or Christmas.

For my story, the lead character is in lock down. She was biting people and screaming about her need for blood. She wears tomatoes pasted all over her body, but they rotter. The male character is helping the girls he hits on get shock therapy, that's hat I need-go Ramones.

Pitchers and catchers report in about 2 months and then in about 6 months, camp kicks off. I think this year we will never leave. We will skip work, school and everything else and just stay in camp. KIT

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Crazy Religious patient

I may include a crazy religious girl. Of course, she doesn't know what religion she is. She just prays and mopes around the nuthouse.

The leading male is about to hook up with one or more of the patients already in there. He is relying on his friend to help him. It seems she went crazy when she used to help her mom feed old ladies pureed prunes in the nursing home. You see her mom used to make her puree the prunes and then distribute to the old ladies. We think this made her go bonkers.

Monday, December 8, 2008

More of my story

The male character is a good soul. But he likes the crazies. It is good punishment.


Anyway, the lead character was in lock down for few days. She finally brushed her teeth. She was drawing pictures of blood with Crayons. She's not permitted to have a pen or pencil. She was put in lock down after she was singing Hit me Baby by Britney Spears. Anyone who sings her songs should be in a rubber room.

Now, the male character is going to start hitting on some of the girls in the center. His friend is going to be his matchmaker.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Craziest in the nut place

Okay, craziness is scandalous, yet beautiful. The heroine has a dog, but she can't be brought in when people visit her. The staff fears the clients might try to attack it. Yes, usually, the dogs try to attack. However, in this case the the clients think they are dogs and may attack the real ones. They will probably try to eat them.

The guy that visits his poor friend will try to hook up with some of the girls. She is working on making it happen.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Story

Hey, all,

So the heroine of the story is a character that I created from many of the people I've met. Bear in mind, I've worked in politics, a start up, PR firms and a non-profit association.

The male character is friendly with the female that goes to the mental hospital. He goes and visits and may even date on of the patients. It remains to be seen.

Of course, all of the people went to summer camp. It maybe why they are in there.

How is everyone doing?

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

more

just got back from an Italian wine tasting class. It rocked. Now, my story will be about a nice girl who goes crazy while yelling at a hamburger in Jersey City. She gets cuffed to a gurney and put in a strait jacket. She's taken to a mental institute in NYC. Her co-worker visits her and tries to hook up with the cute girls in the institute. I will tell more as I move forward.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

My new story

Hey, all,

Sorry, I've been missing. Camp is coming around soon enough. We gotta get ready. In the meantime, I'm writing a short story about Jens and others. Some of the characters work in an office and some are carted off to a mental institute.

Eventually, I will share pieces of it with my friends.

But are we getting ready for camp? We need to drink beer and get in shape to play baseball, go swimming, canoeing and just chill around the campfire.