Canoe Trip

So one day I was in camp hiking up to Picture Window and this kid who resembled Drago from Rocky  III tried to push me down.  I nailed him with a rock.  That started an all out camp war between his troop and the the Hill and as the old saying goes, You can't beat the Hill.  We fought all summer long.  Drago (his real name is Mark), tried to be Mr. tough guy. Then came the canoe trip.  His troop v. mine. He came over and swamped my canoe. Two little kids from his troop yelled out ha, ha Chappy got swamped.  Bergy and me picked up their canoe and dumped them into the water.  They cried. Then Drago's canoe got swamped.  He swam over to my canoe. Bergy and I were sitting on the top of it laughing.  He was trying to grab on for life.  As he swam and grabbed the canoe I was ready to strike his head with a paddle.  He screamed out, please I can't swim and was pretty close to tears.  Of course we knocked him off our canoe and lamely he doggy paddled back to his canoe.  That ended the war. Mr. Tough guy was now the joke of the canoe trip.